yoncevevo:

"hey do you think you could follow me ba-"

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unprintable:

How do people do backflips and shit? like i can’t even flip my grilled cheese without fucking up

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officialdubai:

you’re my rock…my dwayne….my johnson

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silence-falls-in-the-end:

saverockandrollera:

everyone on this website is slowly going back to school one by one its kinda like a horror movie but worse

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lukesextme:

GUY: "Hey cutie let me get them directions into your pants hehe ;)"

ME: 

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frienclzone:

choking on water is the worst because how do you stop choking? drink something? well ive got some bad news for you

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homie wassup